I'm A Big Girl Now
Even though I am on the cusp of middle age I am averse to sticking my hand into dead animal's body cavities. So in preparing a hen to bake I told Scott: "I may need you in a few minutes because I'm not sticking my hand up this chicken's butt." "I understand." So in a few minutes I called for Scott: " I need you." "Ok." But then I gave myself a pep talk, did some deep breathing, and plunged in. " That's ok. I did it. Woo Hoo I'm a big girl." " Yay."